He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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