I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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