I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
MIDGETS
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The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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