David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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