ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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