You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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