Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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