Its about making memories worth repressing
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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