So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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