The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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