I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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