I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Congratulations! We have a period
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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