I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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