id be glad to
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
my being single is dangerous.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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