wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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