something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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