i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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