Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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