That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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