He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
