2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
It's just like the Real World with babies
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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