4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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