I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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