ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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