Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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