But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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