Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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