ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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