his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
