Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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