i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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