Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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