do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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