ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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