so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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