I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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