I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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