I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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