Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
where are my eyebrows?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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