Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
