So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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