guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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