Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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