two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
