I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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