i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
