she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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