When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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