i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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