hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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